Shampoo Alert

A friend sent me this the other day.
It really pays to read the labels.

Shampoo alert!
As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle.
I am in shock!
The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body"!
Seriously, why have I not noticed this before? Now I understand why I am so "full-figured"!

Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap.
It says right on the label "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.

Now I get it.

I'm just grateful I've been using Warm and Natural quilt batting for years.

And I plan on running right out and wrapping myself in some Gutermann Upholstery Thread.
The labels says: Strong, durable and Rot Proof.